( Unfinished snippets of Orochimaru-centric fic )

Current Mood: contemplative

Title: Untitled.
Pairing: Jiraiya/Orochimaru
Rating: PGish
Genre: Pastfic
Spoilers and/or Warnings: Nada
Author’s Notes: Written for 60_minute_fics' Monday night Pick-up Lines challenge and currently UNFINISHED.
Oh, my. I played with the pick-up line generator for longer than the given fifteen minutes of prep-time. I’m bad, bending the rules like that.
I actually have 2 in this segment and have another 6 or so to scatter throughout the rest as it gets written 'cause um, Jiraiya. Yeah.

( If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Kundalini Meets Karate
Pairing: Orochimaru/Jiraiya (I do other tricks. Really. Someday I’ll show you this.)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: SMUT! SMUUUUUT.
Spoilers and/or Warnings: Nada.
Other Notes: Written for 60_minute_fics' porn challenge, and is entirely UNFINISHED. May continue, because it amuses me. ^__^
Summary: Um...smut? It wasn't a matter of love, and it never would be. Desire and power, on the other hand...

( Wow, this is so UNFINISHED. )

Current Mood: sleepy