Title: Fiddling in the Shaping-Time
Pairing: Orochimaru/Anko, with hints of Anko->Minato, Orochimaru->Tsunade, and Minato/Kushina.
Words: ~7,000
Genre: Drama, pastfic, introspection, slight smuttiness.
Rating: R
Spoilers: For a lot of pre-canon goings-on.
Other Notes: This is really heterosexual— surprising for me.
Go easy on the con-crit this time, please; trust me, I am painfully aware of its faults.
Crossposted.


( All heaven in the midnight of the sun, / serpent fiddled in the shaping-time. )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Pick-up Lines
Pairing: Orochimaru/Jiraiya
Words: ~2,600
Genre: SMUT. Smut, smut, smut.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None.
Other Notes: This was started AGES ago. I’ve always want to finish it. I’ve also always wanted OroJirai frottage with biting and snarking. Now, my life is complete.
Crossposted.

( That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Ten Steps In and Back
Pairing: Jiraiya/Tsunade, Orochimaru/Tsunade, and subtle implied Jiraiya/Orochimaru
Words: ~300
Written for gigabomb

( I said, O Love, I am frightened, but it's not you. )

Current Mood: calm

Spoilers up to chapter 352 are a given.
Crossposted.

Title: Turn the Mirrors to Face the Walls
Pairing: Jiraiya/Orochimaru
Words: ~500
Written for am3thyst

( Superstition: after a death, mirrors can reflect the deceased's soul, and others in the household who see this apparition die as well. )



Title: The Line Forms Here
Pairing: Karin/Suigetsu-ish, vaguely Kisame/Karin
Words: ~140
Written for maxxim_huzzah

( They take turns sharing their toy. )



Title: Taste of Blood
Pairing: Suigetsu/Sasuke
Words: ~360
Written for hiza_chan

( Moon, water, blood... There's a LOT of symbolism here to play with. )



Title: The Precipice of Heav'n Receiv'd us Falling
Pairing: Juugo/Kimimaro, Kabuto/Suigetsu, Orochimaru/Karin, Uchihacest.
Words: ~550
Written for erisabesu.

( When the stars threw down their spears and watered heaven with their tears... )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: What is Past, or Passing, or to Come
Pairing: Vaguely sannin OT3
Words: ~300
Genre: Drama, pastfic
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Not really any, actually
Warnings: None.
Other Notes: There are no actual spoilers for 344 here, but it's very, VERY subtly insinuated.
Crossposted.

( For the record, Caribou Coffee Vanilla Latte granola bars are really, really GOOOOOOOOOD. )

Current Mood: blah

Title: The Echo of Your Last Goodbye
Pairing: Primarily JiraiOroJirai, hinted JiraiTsuna and even more subtle OroTsuna
Words: ~2,320
Genre: Drama, introspection, smut, pastfic
Rating: R
Spoilers: ...for all things concerning the sannin?
Warnings: None.
Other Notes: The music for this is Marc Almond’s “The House is Haunted”. [music] | [lyrics]
ronsard tossed me the prompt of "how you stay and how you go" and this is the result of that in my nonlinear mind.
Crossposted.

( The ghost in my heart says you'll never come back )

Current Mood: cheerful

Title: Ceremony of Innocence
Pairing: Uh... vaguely, subtly Sannin OT3
Words: ~760
Genre: Gen, drama, introspection, pastfic
Rating: PG
Spoilers: ...for all things concerning the sannin?
Warnings: None.
Other Notes: Well, this didn't do what I wanted, but who am I to argue?
This is one in a series of pan-fandom gratitude fics (which I have big plans for and hopefully will finish) for my wonderful flist and all their wonderfulness.
Dedication: This was written with cephiedvariable, fish_lanterns, foxkaiya, panksters, ultrasushi, and poftd in mind...but really, it's for everyone of you who've supported me and encouraged me. Cheers!
Crossposted to chuunin.

( The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity. )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Better Than Wine
Pairing: Sannin threesome ftw.
Genre: Pastfic
Words: ~454
Rating: PG-13
Other Notes: Finally. FINALLY. I've tried to write Sannin threesome so. many. times. and always, always, always failed. I have a few unfinished snips that I keep just in case I can ever get them to work with me, but this is the first time I've managed to finish something with the three of them.
It doesn't help that I find female characters distressingly difficult to write for some reason and am constantly wibbling over how to handle Tsunade. I'm not even sure I managed to make her something close to in character here and she's freaking drunk. *fails...only, like, not*

(  And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly... )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Stress Management
Pairing: OroJirai
Words: ~340
Rating: PG-13
Other Notes: I will never get tired of this pairing. Never.

( Sake, sparring, sex... Whatcha THINK I'm here for? )

Current Mood: cheerful

Title: Nothing Gained, Nothing Lost
Pairing: OroJirai
Words: ~990
Genre: ...*shrugs*
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It was manipulation and a waste of time and nothing more than that.
Other Notes: This is very definitely a sequel of sorts to Nothing More, Nothing Less, and probably doesn't make much sense without that one. (Though that stands fine without this.) That was Jiraiya's POV and this Orochimaru's...sort of. Damn, he's hard to write.
Cross-posted.

( We live in denial of what we do, even what we think. We do this because we're afraid. )

Current Mood: sleepy

Title: Nothing More, Nothing Less
Pairing: JiraiOro
Words: ~1,000
Genre: Uh, almost something like angstish fluff? O__o
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It wasn’t about sexual attraction and it definitely wasn't about love.
Cross-posted.

( The worst lies are the ones we tell ourselves. )

Current Mood: ...I LIKE this.

Title: In The Spaces of Our Hearts
Pairing: "Explictly" Jiraiya/Tsunade, hints of Orochimaru/Tsunade and Orochimaru/Jiraiya if you squint and cock your head.
Words: 611
Genre: Fluff, touch of angst.
Rating: PG
Other Notes: You know, I've been wanting to write sannin team fluff for a while now. I came up with the crux-line for this while in the shower and damn it makes me feel fuzzy.
(No, I have no idea what Jiraiya did to himself to get injured. Not a clue.)
Crossposted.

( Kiss it better? )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Informal Life Lesson #57
Pairing: OroJirai, hinted one-sided JirTsuna
Words: ~3,125 (OMGWTF, this was supposed to be a DRABBLE.)
Genre: Humor, snarky fluff?
Rating: PG-13?
Dedicated to fish_lanterns, who requested the young sannin boys' first time looking at porn.
Other Notes: *sniiickers* I spent way too much time looking at shunga and listening to Pinku no Zou while writing this.
Crossposted.

( It still makes me giggle inappropriately. )

Current Mood: amused

Title: Lonely Lights Remain
Pairing: Jiraiya/Yondaime
Words: ~780
Genre: Gen, drama, pastfic
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None.
Other Notes: Um... This was meant to be a slashier follow-up to my last fic, and oh hey, look; I failed. And I made more shit up. As in, like, this has no canonical basis whatsoever. Bite me.


( Not less swift souls that yearn for light... )

Current Mood: contemplative

Title: Down to Day
Pairing: Jiraiya + Yondaime
Words: ~1,500
Genre: Gen, drama, introspection, pastfic
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Er...I dunno. A few Sannin spoilers, I guess.
Warnings: None.
Other Notes: Watch me fail at writing endings! Watch me make shit up! It's so exciting!
...I need to stop writing pastfic; I hate attempting to fill in the gaps left by canon. But I keep doing it. WTF.
I waver between hating this and thinking that I just need to stop being anal.


( Nothing Gold Can Stay )

Current Mood: sleepy

Title: Untitled.
Pairing: Jiraiya/Orochimaru
Rating: PGish
Genre: Pastfic
Spoilers and/or Warnings: Nada
Author’s Notes: Written for 60_minute_fics' Monday night Pick-up Lines challenge and currently UNFINISHED.
Oh, my. I played with the pick-up line generator for longer than the given fifteen minutes of prep-time. I’m bad, bending the rules like that.
I actually have 2 in this segment and have another 6 or so to scatter throughout the rest as it gets written 'cause um, Jiraiya. Yeah.

( If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Tactical Error
Pairing: Orochimaru/Jiraiya
Words: ~1,010
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Smutty humor
Spoilers and/or Warnings: Nada.
Other notes: Written for 60_minute_fics' porn challenge and is now FINISHED. (Beginning had been previously posted under a different title.) Also, this was meant to be serious, but…er…Jiraiya. He just killed any chance of smut existing by opening his mouth.

( WHERE'S MY PORN, BOYS? SHAME ON YOU! SHAME! )

Current Mood: silly

Title: Kundalini Meets Karate
Pairing: Orochimaru/Jiraiya (I do other tricks. Really. Someday I’ll show you this.)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: SMUT! SMUUUUUT.
Spoilers and/or Warnings: Nada.
Other Notes: Written for 60_minute_fics' porn challenge, and is entirely UNFINISHED. May continue, because it amuses me. ^__^
Summary: Um...smut? It wasn't a matter of love, and it never would be. Desire and power, on the other hand...

( Wow, this is so UNFINISHED. )

Current Mood: sleepy

Title: Bait and Switch
Pairing: Jiraiya/Orochimaru
Rating: PGish
Genre: Pastfic; set back when they were still young and relatively cute. ^_^
Word Count: ~400
Spoilers and/or Warnings: Excessive swearing?
Notes: Written for 60_minute_fics' dialogue challenge. Changed the title already, 'cause I'm finicky, and LOL, dialogue-only fics are hard to format for easy reading.
Summary: Ah, young love! How sweet! And, in some cases, violent and more than a little snarky.

( Some people are always lucky in love )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Thorns Among the Lilies
Pairing: hints of Jiraiya /Orochimaru
Words: ~1,500
Genre: Gen, drama, introspection
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: ...for all things concerning the Sannin.
Warnings: None.
Other Notes: Originally started as “Pride” on my JiraiOro Sins claim, I think this deviated too far to still be submitted as such. I also think that it’s really two fics that I managed semi-successfully to smash into one.

( Return, return, O Shulamite; return, return, that we may look upon thee. )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Sub Specie Aeternitatis
Pairing: Jiraiya + Orochimaru
Words: ~1,300
Genre: Gen, drama, introspection
Rating: PG
Spoilers: ...for all things concerning the two involved?
Warnings: None.
Other Notes: The first two parts of this make me extremely happy. The ending needs to be tweaked up a bit (and no doubt will be when I wake up again), but, but, but! Murrrr... Over all? This is happy.

( They might have saved one another once, in another time, in another story. )

Current Mood: accomplished

Title: Waking or Sleeping
Pairing: JiraiOro (OroJirai? It's hard to tell, really.)
Words: 1,000
Genre: Drama, light fluff
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None, really.
Warnings: Again, none.
Other Notes: Pastfic; a mission takes a turn for the worse.
This scrapes the border between long drabble and short fic; I never intended it to go beyond three short paragraphs. H'oh shit, I'm losing control.
Cross-posted to narutoyaoi

( Darkling I listen... )

Current Mood: accomplished

( Shut up, Naruto muses! God, I hate you all. )

...but here, speaking of that, have a itty-bitty 150 word JiraiOro drabble:

( Blindside )

Current Mood: annoyed